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Beware this hand!


Beware this hand!
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Copyright: Kristof Szekely (szekelykristof) Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 1030 W: 69 N: 2616] (12589)
Genre: Places
Medium: Color
Date Taken: 2006-07-19
Categories: Humorous
Exposure: f/4, 1/60 seconds
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Photo Version: Original Version
Date Submitted: 2008-07-11 0:38
Viewed: 471
Points: 20
[Note Guidelines] Photographer's Note
I took this picture in Cannes (Boulevard Croisette), where you can find numerous hand and foot prints of film stars like in Hollywood. Why to beware this hand? If you read the Chuck Norris Facts, you will know it:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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  • Great 
  • Fons Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Note Writer [C: 1300 W: 2 N: 202] (15612)
  • [2008-07-11 1:04]

I make portraits in clay. The hand does me thinks thanks for the text

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  • nicou Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Note Writer [C: 1310 W: 0 N: 2609] (20871)
  • [2008-07-11 2:43]

Hello,

Génial cette main elle a l'air immense, très beau relief, superbe.

Bravo et amitié

Nicou

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  • eosnut Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 589 W: 164 N: 1405] (10149)
  • [2008-07-11 3:04]

Hi Kristof,
Love the jokes, how did such a tiny man become the worlds tough guy?
Interesting colours and textures in your pic, the handprint is in remarkabley good condition after twenty years.
Maybe it wouldn't dare be anything else;)
Pete.

Good presentation with free smile,Good capture and sharpness to emphasize subject,Well prepare story too.Good work,TFS.

hahaha yes i know|!!
im really scared!
hahaha
Well done :)
tFS

Kisses from Italy!

ANIA

Hie Kristof,

This is a nice shot. In Japan, great sumo wrestlers also 'printed' their hands this way. Anyway, very interesting and funny facts..lol.

TFS,
Hong

Ciao Kristof,
a very nice picture and presentation!
I suppose that you are a fan of great Chuck...
Well...do you know that in Italy every day on Tv there a telefilm of your actor?
Bye

Silvia

hi dear friend
great capture
you look all like me
wonderful work
ciao
Lucio

What an interesting idea my friend
Good note
Good job
Thanks
Burak28

Hi Kris!
Wow! Very sophisticated take. Good sharpness.
I'm Chuck Norris too.
Cheers!

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